'CAUSE:I:AM:ME
Name: Koh Wen Hui Jack
Nick: Jack'al
Age: 16++
Height: 167cm
Weight: 47kg
Citizenship: Singaporean
Occupation: Student
Religion: Christianity
School: Nanyang Polytechnic
Church: NewCreation Church
Affiliation: DARE [Youth Ministry of NewCreation Church], Sound Ministry
Hobby: Sound-engineering, Drumming, Cycling/Blading, Hanging out, Music, Slacking
Books: [which part of me tells you i'm a bookworm]
Movies: [comedy, action] scary movie 4, mr. bean's holiday, rush hour 3, ghost rider, ratatouille, evan almighty
Music: [christian, rock] NewCreation Church Band, Hillsongs, Bon Jovi, Skillet, Dream Theatre, Evanescence, Funeral For A Friend, Killswitchh Engage, The Red-Jumpsuit ApparatusThe All-American Rejects
MSN: dare2serve_christ@hotmail.com
URL: [where u're at now] http://distortrified.blogspot.com & http://distortrified.multiply.com
Friendster: http://www.friendster.com/distortrify
Most of all, I'm the beloved child of the most high God being embraced in the BIG Arms of my Loving Jesus!
He loves me wif His everlasting love...
He clothed me wif His robe of righteousness...
He comforts me wif His unshakeable peace...
He pours out His abundant favor & grace upon me
He blesses me according 2 His riches in Heaven...
He keeps me safe under the shadow of His wings...
All for love a Savior prayed :: Let the cross draw man to You
Salvation is here :: Cause You are alive and You live in me
When I see Him smile :: I can do anything
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
To Lighten Up Your Life
here's some jokes to cheer up and make your day rich... copyright of "www.bash.org"
1)
when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box.
my friend, who was stoned at the same, said "god damn, people must be desperate for a playstation 2."
2)
we were about to start an important exam yesterday and the male invigilator says "any mobile phones turn them out and put them on the desk at the front. and my friend questioned him about whether it was necessary to put it on the desk at the front, blah blah. then the teacher works down the row of people to check and says to my other friend, "is that a mobile phone in your pocket?" and my friend turned round and said, "no, he's just pleased to see you.". i almost got kicked out for crying with laughter.
PS: if you have no idea what's going on... for guys when you put mobile phones in your pocket, there'll be a bulge out.
3)
i asked my girlfriend to come home to watch the last samurai.
and she answered, "i'd like to. but i didn't watch the first one."
-jack'al
1)
when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box.
my friend, who was stoned at the same, said "god damn, people must be desperate for a playstation 2."
2)
we were about to start an important exam yesterday and the male invigilator says "any mobile phones turn them out and put them on the desk at the front. and my friend questioned him about whether it was necessary to put it on the desk at the front, blah blah. then the teacher works down the row of people to check and says to my other friend, "is that a mobile phone in your pocket?" and my friend turned round and said, "no, he's just pleased to see you.". i almost got kicked out for crying with laughter.
PS: if you have no idea what's going on... for guys when you put mobile phones in your pocket, there'll be a bulge out.
3)
i asked my girlfriend to come home to watch the last samurai.
and she answered, "i'd like to. but i didn't watch the first one."
-jack'al
spoken adhesives at 00:34
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