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Name: Koh Wen Hui Jack
Nick: Jack'al
Age: 16++
Height: 167cm
Weight: 47kg
Citizenship: Singaporean
Occupation: Student
Religion: Christianity
School: Nanyang Polytechnic
Church: NewCreation Church
Affiliation: DARE [Youth Ministry of NewCreation Church], Sound Ministry
Hobby: Sound-engineering, Drumming, Cycling/Blading, Hanging out, Music, Slacking
Books: [which part of me tells you i'm a bookworm]
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Most of all, I'm the beloved child of the most high God being embraced in the BIG Arms of my Loving Jesus!
He loves me wif His everlasting love...
He clothed me wif His robe of righteousness...
He comforts me wif His unshakeable peace...
He pours out His abundant favor & grace upon me
He blesses me according 2 His riches in Heaven...
He keeps me safe under the shadow of His wings...
All for love a Savior prayed :: Let the cross draw man to You
Salvation is here :: Cause You are alive and You live in me
When I see Him smile :: I can do anything
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Language Manners
a mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. she heard the train stop and her son saying, "all of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! and all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
the horrified mother went in and told her son, "we dont use those kinds of language in this house. now i want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. when you come out, you can carry on playing with your train, but i want you to use nice language."
two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with the train. soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. we thank you fo travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." she hears the little boy continue, "for those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train. we hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." as the mother began to smile, the child added, "for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see that fat bitch in the kitchen."
the horrified mother went in and told her son, "we dont use those kinds of language in this house. now i want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. when you come out, you can carry on playing with your train, but i want you to use nice language."
two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with the train. soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. we thank you fo travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." she hears the little boy continue, "for those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train. we hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." as the mother began to smile, the child added, "for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see that fat bitch in the kitchen."
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