'CAUSE:I:AM:ME
Name: Koh Wen Hui Jack
Nick: Jack'al
Age: 16++
Height: 167cm
Weight: 47kg
Citizenship: Singaporean
Occupation: Student
Religion: Christianity
School: Nanyang Polytechnic
Church: NewCreation Church
Affiliation: DARE [Youth Ministry of NewCreation Church], Sound Ministry
Hobby: Sound-engineering, Drumming, Cycling/Blading, Hanging out, Music, Slacking
Books: [which part of me tells you i'm a bookworm]
Movies: [comedy, action] scary movie 4, mr. bean's holiday, rush hour 3, ghost rider, ratatouille, evan almighty
Music: [christian, rock] NewCreation Church Band, Hillsongs, Bon Jovi, Skillet, Dream Theatre, Evanescence, Funeral For A Friend, Killswitchh Engage, The Red-Jumpsuit ApparatusThe All-American Rejects
MSN: dare2serve_christ@hotmail.com
URL: [where u're at now] http://distortrified.blogspot.com & http://distortrified.multiply.com
Friendster: http://www.friendster.com/distortrify
Most of all, I'm the beloved child of the most high God being embraced in the BIG Arms of my Loving Jesus!
He loves me wif His everlasting love...
He clothed me wif His robe of righteousness...
He comforts me wif His unshakeable peace...
He pours out His abundant favor & grace upon me
He blesses me according 2 His riches in Heaven...
He keeps me safe under the shadow of His wings...
All for love a Savior prayed :: Let the cross draw man to You
Salvation is here :: Cause You are alive and You live in me
When I see Him smile :: I can do anything
Monday, December 22, 2008
crude... but funny!!
ok. i just watched a movie, Europtrip, "cope" from Jason. hehe. and this was a scene at the end of the movie:
but i warn, this is damn crude... but it's damn funny. i like! =p
this is a speech from the youth hostel's receptionist:-
"Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam’s finest and luxurious youth hostel. There is no bathroom, nor is there one nearby."
"If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen, I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables in your anus."
"Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring, you will be incinerated, along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus."
but i warn, this is damn crude... but it's damn funny. i like! =p
this is a speech from the youth hostel's receptionist:-
"Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam’s finest and luxurious youth hostel. There is no bathroom, nor is there one nearby."
"If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen, I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables in your anus."
"Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring, you will be incinerated, along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus."
spoken adhesives at 06:23
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